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Average Ratings:
Artisticness: 1.0    Calmness: 1.0    Helpfulness: 1.0   
Intellectualness: 1.0    Neatness: 1.0    Outgoingness: 1.0   
Average Resident Personality Test Scores:
Artisticness: 3.02    Calmness: 2.94    Helpfulness: 2.86   
Intellectualness: 3.25    Neatness: 3.22    Outgoingness: 3.70   


Name: | Age: 34 | Gender: Male | ZIP: 33188 | Resident for: 3-5 years | Added on: 2006-06-19
Artisticness: 1   Calmness: 1   Helpfulness: 1   Intelligence: 1   Neatness: 1   Outgoingness: 1   
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What do you like about Hialeah? Hmmm. Ummmm. Geeee. Uhhhhh. Absolutely nothing.
What do you dislike about Hialeah?
1. No one speaks English.
2. There are no laws for driving in Hialeah.
3. Crime. Help yourself.
4. Traffic. Ha ha ha ha ha. Forget about it. Some companies in Miami do not deliver to Hialeah because it takes to much time.
5. If your not Cuban, you're in the wrong country.
6. The whole City looks likea garbage dump.
What are your favorite parts of the city to live and/or hang out in? None. The whole place is terrible. Try Home Depot.
How expensive is it? Everything is very cheap to purchase, but then a Cuban steals it, and it wasn't such a great deal after all.
Is it safe? Ha ha ha ha. Carry an automatic weapon.
How is the weather? Winter is great. Hurricanes in Summer.
Additional thoughts? This would be a great place to test a nuclear weapon.