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Average Ratings:
Artisticness: 1.2    Calmness: 1.4    Helpfulness: 2.0   
Intellectualness: 1.4    Neatness: 1.6    Outgoingness: 2.6   
Average Resident Personality Test Scores:
Artisticness: 3.12    Calmness: 3.31    Helpfulness: 2.94   
Intellectualness: 3.43    Neatness: 3.17    Outgoingness: 3.31   


Name: Ricky | Age: 13 | Gender: Male | ZIP: 80620 | Resident for: 6 months | Added on: 2015-11-06
Artisticness: 2   Calmness: 1   Helpfulness: 3   Intelligence: 2   Neatness: 1   Outgoingness: 4   
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What do you like about Greeley? The west side, some of the parks
What do you dislike about Greeley? The crime rates, the smells, the ghettos
What are your favorite parts of the city to live and/or hang out in? Nowhere really. Nothing to do in Greeley
How expensive is it? Cheaper than Loveland and Fort Collins.
Is it safe? No, for the most part, Greeley is full of drugs, especially heroin and meth. Gangs roam the streets in broad daylight, shooting at squirrels and birds with BB guns, or even handguns. West Greeley is a bit safer than the rest of town.
How is the weather? Alright, nothing to brag about.
Additional thoughts? Move to Loveland to the west.

Name: Heather F. | Age: 32 | Gender: Female | ZIP: 80634 | Resident for: more than 10 years | Added on: 2013-08-13
Artisticness: 1   Calmness: 2   Helpfulness: 1   Intelligence: 1   Neatness: 2   Outgoingness: 4   
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What do you like about Greeley? The view of the mountains which are not in the city, the fragrant aroma of cow poop coming over the city like a brown cloud and the people whom think they deserve some sort of entitlement for growing up in such a progressive successful city, yes you are a success if you live in Greeley.

What do you dislike about Greeley? Absolutely nothing.

What are your favorite parts of the city to live and/or hang out in? The East side is my favorite, preferably near the trashy bars where the idiots party.

How expensive is it? You get what you pay for.

Is it safe? Greeley has one of the worst crime rates in the state. I would not raise my children here, this is why I do not live there anymore (even though I grew up there). There are so many drugs in this town I do not know one person who did not know someone or was someone that their lives were ruined by drugs. The cops are terrible like sharks. There are guns galore. I worked at the Colorado State Hospital and MANY inmates/patients were from Greeley - that's not saying anything at all.

How is the weather? It's actually the nicest thing about the town. Sunny but a mild warm in the summer and cold but not too cold in the winter. Cool enough in the summer that you can leave the window open to let a breeze in...and the cow poop/blood burning smell.

Additional thoughts?
The school system is the fabulous..not. There is nothing to do in this town except for the independence stampede which results in gang violence and hicks. There are no other festivals so there are many drunks in this town. People are jerks and one wrong look could send you running away from people turning violent. God bless you if you end up there.

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